Welcome to your home for Project 2025! First, if you are a single woman of child bearing age, we need to get you registered and in the proper gown! If you have a preference for FEMA camps, there's no guarantee you'll get the camp of your choice, but we will certainly try. Once you register with our National Christian Uterine Database (NCUD), you can use your registration card to get discounts on Meow Mix, Chick Fil A, and kitchen utensils. Next, you will need to declare what Christian denomination you belong to, and if you are a non-believer, you will be assigned to a denomination based on our quiz: Which flavor of Jesus are you?
If you’re looking to shave your head for the 4B project, here is a review of hair clippers
If you would like to buy a copy of Project 2025 and the Bible and the Constitution all in one book, it’s called the Super Bible, and it’s available through Blessed Be the Fruit.org
If your BMI is above requirements, you will be participating in our Christian based physical fitness ministry.
If you would like to adopt a cat or 5, please refer to our holy feline companion program to meet cats available for adoption. If you want to pretend like you’re so scared that you’re considering suicide, you can victim signal here. If you’re looking to leave the country, we can help you with that as long as you are NOT a single woman of child-bearing age.
If you have any more questions about what life with be like under the Project 2025 Christofascism theocracy, refer to this important documentary from BlessedBetheFruit.org