The Internet continues to fail me! From Christmas to now I’ve ordered five different items and all of them have been a tremendous let down. That even includes my most recent online dating disaster! She had to be sent back as well.
Moving on, my last two purchases were fantastic, must have items. I couldn’t wait for there arrival!
The first one was down jacket number two. That’s right, who doesn’t need two down jackets in Texas? Online it looked beautiful, as all down jackets do. It was going to be a game changer. However when I got it, it was anything but… The waist was so tight and the torso so long that when I put it on it looked like I was wearing an accordion…That’s right, the German classic, the accordion. It’s not a good look for me. I had to send it back!
My second item was a mattress topper that was going to take sleeping to a level not even Peter Jackson could imagine.
It lived up to that description. It felt like I was sleeping in the bowls of hell in a cocoon made of fire… Once again, had to send it back…The Internet, you have failed me!
-Chad