DOGE ‘Big Balls’ Attackers Avoid Jail, Get Probation

Two teenagers who brutally attacked former DOGE staffer Edward “Big Balls” Coristine in Washington, D.C., have reportedly avoided jail time after pleading guilty to simple assault.

The 15-year-old boy and girl from Hyattsville, Maryland, were sentenced Tuesday to probation in a Washington, D.C., court — just over two months after their Aug. 3 arrest, according to the New York Post.

The boy received 12 months’ probation with house arrest, while the girl was given nine months’ probation and sent to a youth shelter, according to WUSA9.

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